Telling cancer to suck it

This August 20, FlashMob! gets to help fight the fight against cancer.  We’re headlining an event in Eastern Wisconsin called Rock Cancer, a day-long live music festival featuring five rockin’ bands. This is the Mob’s third consecutive year that...

Guest blog post ~ Let’s call him “Jim”

Are you guys getting big enough where it’s cool to hate you yet?  I don’t…I mean, not for sure, but you know that guy who finds the coolest things and then hates on them to seem unique and interesting?  Yeah, that’s me.  I actually already quit...

Why I Drink Coors Light

Good afternoon, Minions. I’m sitting here on my Ikea-made lounger (from the POÄNG series, I believe) sifting through oodles of fan mail (I love you all), whilst “crushing” an ice cold, widemouth, vented, silo of Coors Light. I am, to be frank, in...

New venue alert! The Dog House!

FlashMob! has played just about everywhere over the years. Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin… even a magically frightening place known only as Fridley. But, we are Maplewood virgins. MapleGins, as known in the biz. But, we finally get some on Friday, August 5. The Mob...

Is This Thing On?

You kids and your damn technologies, I tell ya’. Back in my day (let’s just say “80s, 90s, and Aughts” for sake of argument, ok?) the only technology made available to expound one’s humor/news was typing “5318008” in a Texas...