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Collin – vocals

Collin rejoined the band to pay off a litany of gambling-related debts from betting on 3rd grade basketball.

  • Jordans 95%
  • Lyrics memorization 55%
  • Falling on stage 73%

Justine – vocals

Justine goes by “Juice” because she’s a huge fan of OJ Simpson (not his football or murdering skills, but his role in the Naked Gun movies).

  • Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum visits 92%
  • Cannibalism 79%
  • Hair colors 77%

Joe – guitar

This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing).

  • Chicky tends 81%
  • Ability to drive in snow 8%
  • “Why the long face?” jokes 88%

Pete – guitar

Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.

  • Storytelling 7%
  • Polos 89%
  • Clumsiness 99%

Matt – keys & vocals

Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).

  • Illnesses spread to band members 97%
  • Hair products 0%
  • Winning percentage against Joe 2%

Josh – bass & vocals

My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.

  • Hieroglyphs 85%
  • Bow ties 55%
  • General volume 99%

Patrick – drums

Patrick smells roughly age appropriate. That’s all we know. If you have information, please contact us at huh@whoispatrick.edu.

  • Tie options 3%
  • Song opinions 100%
  • Front row ladies chanting “Patrick” 88%

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