Hi. We're FlashMob!
We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.Collin – vocals
Collin rejoined the band to pay off a litany of gambling-related debts from betting on 3rd grade basketball. His mom thinks he’s a special boy and still calls him “honey” in front of strangers.
- Jordans 95%
- Lyrics memorization 55%
- Falling on stage 73%
Justine – vocals
Justine goes by “Juice” because she’s a huge fan of OJ Simpson (not his football or murdering skills, but his role in the Naked Gun movies).
- Taco Bell 92%
- Meat 2%
- Hair colors 77%
Pete – guitar
Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.
- Pleats 76%
- Polos 80%
- Other clothes 10%
Matt – keys & vocals
Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).
- Keys wizardry 100%
- Hair products 0%
- Winning percentage against Joe 0%
Josh – bass & vocals
My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.
- Click noises 85%
- Bow ties 55%
- General volume 99%
Kyle – drums
Teaser: Kyle’s life involves skydiving, a Russian mail-order bride, substance abuse (Almond Joys), and cock fighting.
- Cheese love 100%
- Tie-tying ability 6%
- Sleepy-time Mountain Dew 88%
Recent Blog Posts
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FlashMob drops a new promo vid!
Well, would you look at that. No, seriously. Would ya? It's our shiny new promo video that shows how we are both rad AND amazing. Both, people.
FlashMob to rock with MN United FC Saturday, June 8
Head to Allianz Field on Saturday, June 8 from 5-7pm for a little (well, a lot) Loons pregame music with us... FlashMob! Then hit the game to cheer the team onto victory vs. FC Dallas. Woot!
FlashMob Spring Tour ’24
Just a glimpse into the shenanigans and tomfoolery we get into on the road. Mostly, it's eating, driving, and eating while driving. Oh, and we play some rock and some...
Let's be friends
We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?