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We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.

Collin – vocals

Collin rejoined the band to pay off a litany of gambling-related debts from betting on 3rd grade basketball.

  • Jordans 95%
  • Lyrics memorization 55%
  • Falling on stage 73%

Justine – vocals

Justine goes by “Juice” because she’s a huge fan of OJ Simpson (not his football or murdering skills, but his role in the Naked Gun movies).

  • Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum visits 92%
  • Cannibalism 79%
  • Hair colors 77%

Joe – guitar

This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing).

  • Chicky tends 81%
  • Ability to drive in snow 8%
  • “Why the long face?” jokes 88%

Pete – guitar

Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.

  • Storytelling 7%
  • Polos 89%
  • Clumsiness 99%

Matt – keys & vocals

Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).

  • Illnesses spread to band members 97%
  • Hair products 0%
  • Winning percentage against Joe 2%

Josh – bass & vocals

My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.

  • Hieroglyphs 85%
  • Bow ties 55%
  • General volume 99%

Patrick – drums

Patrick smells roughly age appropriate. That’s all we know. If you have information, please contact us at huh@whoispatrick.edu.

  • Tie options 3%
  • Song opinions 100%
  • Front row ladies chanting “Patrick” 88%

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A new band member?!?!

After an exhaustive search and robust audition process, we are proud to welcome Patrick Moses (no relation to Pete Mohses, Moses Malone, nor Post Malone) to our merry band. Patrick comes to FlashMob with a formal training from McNally Smith College of Music (he may or...

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We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?