You kids and your damn technologies, I tell ya’.

Back in my day (let’s just say “80s, 90s, and Aughts” for sake of argument, ok?) the only technology made available to expound one’s humor/news was typing “5318008” in a Texas Instrument calculator as it spelled “BOOBIES”.

Well, now with Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, Fox News, it seems anyone can wax poetic about the lack of affordable, yet functional dining room furniture (re: Ikea.com). Why just the other day I read an interesting 132-character Tweet, which led me to an even more interesting Facebook post, which led me to a riveting diatribe on a local newspaper, which led me to a meeting at 9 in a back alley of some local establishment where I paid a man $40 to lick my ear canals clean. CRAZY!

Anywho, I’ll be leveraging this synergistic avenue to share with you stories, news alerts, weather tips, and business vernacular for use in your day-to-day happenings.

Until then, happy birthday Laura (her 24th), go America, and remember, a pubic hair on TOP of a urinal is there for luck.

– Collin