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We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.
Collin – vocals
Collin rejoined the band to pay off a litany of gambling-related debts from betting on 3rd grade basketball.
- Jordans 95%
- Lyrics memorization 55%
- Falling on stage 73%
Justine – vocals
Justine goes by “Juice” because she’s a huge fan of OJ Simpson (not his football or murdering skills, but his role in the Naked Gun movies).
- Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum visits 92%
- Cannibalism 79%
- Hair colors 77%
Joe – guitar
This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing).
- Chicky tends 81%
- Ability to drive in snow 8%
- “Why the long face?” jokes 88%
Pete – guitar
Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.
- Storytelling 7%
- Polos 89%
- Clumsiness 99%
Matt – keys & vocals
Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).
- Illnesses spread to band members 97%
- Hair products 0%
- Winning percentage against Joe 2%
Josh – bass & vocals
My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.
- Hieroglyphs 85%
- Bow ties 55%
- General volume 99%
Patrick – drums
Patrick smells roughly age appropriate. That’s all we know. If you have information, please contact us at [email protected].
- Tie options 3%
- Song opinions 100%
- Front row ladies chanting “Patrick” 88%
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FlashMob! returns to LaCrosse’s Oktoberfest for 4th time in 2025
Get your best lederhosen cleaned and pressed, folks, because LaCross's Oktoberfest is back on the books. That's right. FlashMob! will be playing the main stage for the 4th year Saturday, September 27. Grab a brew and a bratwurst along with the other 150,000 people...
Usher in 2025 with FlashMob at Mainstreet Bar in Hopkins!
Post-Show Update: Whoa. We PACKED the event. Literally. Mainstreet reached capacity during the show. Way to go, Hopkins!.... If you've been to this show in the past, well, you know. It's always bonkers. We've been the musical enjoyment providers at this event for...
A new band member?!?!
After an exhaustive search and robust audition process, we are proud to welcome Patrick Moses (no relation to Pete Mohses, Moses Malone, nor Post Malone) to our merry band. Patrick comes to FlashMob with a formal training from McNally Smith College of Music (he may or...
Let's be friends
We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?