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We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.

Joe – Guitar

This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing).

  • Face Melting 81%
  • Sock game 97%
  • Pant size 13%

Alexis – vocals

Alexis once made Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Mariah all cry themselves to sleep after they realized how much better she was.

  • Piercings 92%
  • Elbow touching phobias 100%
  • Blackjack ability 11%

Josh – bass

My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.

  • Click noises 85%
  • Bow ties 70%
  • Dr. Who 68%

Kyle – drums

Teaser: Kyle’s life involves skydiving, a Russian mail-order bride, substance abuse (Almond Joys), and cock fighting.

  • Cheese love 100%
  • Tie-tying ability 6%
  • Sleepy-time Mountain Dew 88%

Pete – Guitar

Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.

  • Pleats 76%
  • Polos 80%
  • Other clothes 10%

Matt – keys & vocals

Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).

  • Keys wizardry 100%
  • Hair products 0%
  • Interest in Game of Thrones 0%

Recent Blog Posts

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How to properly request songs

There is an art to successfully requesting a song while viewing a cover band performance. Realistically, most bands have a fairly locked in set list and don't veer off that list too much. In-ear monitors make communication with the crowd that much tougher. But, if...

Let's be friends

We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?