Hi. We're FlashMob!We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.
Joe – guitar
This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing).
- Face Melting 81%
- Angst 97%
- Pant size 13%
Justine – vocals
Justine goes by “Juice” because she’s a huge fan of OJ Simpson (not his football or murdering skills, but his role in the Naked Gun movies).
- Taco Bell 92%
- Meat 2%
- Hair colors 77%
Josh – bass & vocals
My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.
- Click noises 85%
- Bow ties 55%
- General volume 99%
Kyle – drums
Teaser: Kyle’s life involves skydiving, a Russian mail-order bride, substance abuse (Almond Joys), and cock fighting.
- Cheese love 100%
- Tie-tying ability 6%
- Sleepy-time Mountain Dew 88%
Pete – guitar
Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.
- Pleats 76%
- Polos 80%
- Other clothes 10%
Matt – keys & vocals
Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).
- Keys wizardry 100%
- Hair products 0%
- Winning percentage against Joe 0%
Recent Blog Posts
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Here we go, folks! Our summer 2022 schedule is officially stacked and packed and ready to rock. We've got a TON coming up. Some regular stops like our home away from home, Captain's Getaway. A few more shows supporting the amazing fellas in Hairball. Festivals in St....
As we climb out of our covid-cocoon and return to partying with you peeps, we bring with us a shiny new member... JUICE! We are super excited to show her off to you all, as we think you'd dig her a bunch. So, get your asses out to a show and say hi. Maybe buy her a...
2020 was a tough year for a billion reasons, but we're ready to turn the page in 2021 and get back to doing what we do best again. We've got a new lead singer (Juice), a bunch of new songs, and some shiny new vaccinations. I don't know if we're quite ready to share...
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We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?