Hi. We're FlashMob!

We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.

Joe – guitar

This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing).

  • Face Melting 81%
  • Angst 97%
  • Pant size 13%

Justine – vocals

Justine goes by “Juice” because she’s a huge fan of OJ Simpson (not his football or murdering skills, but his role in the Naked Gun movies).

  • Taco Bell 92%
  • Meat 2%
  • Hair colors 77%

Josh – bass & vocals

My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.

  • Click noises 85%
  • Bow ties 55%
  • General volume 99%

Kyle – drums

Teaser: Kyle’s life involves skydiving, a Russian mail-order bride, substance abuse (Almond Joys), and cock fighting.

  • Cheese love 100%
  • Tie-tying ability 6%
  • Sleepy-time Mountain Dew 88%

Pete – guitar

Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.

  • Pleats 76%
  • Polos 80%
  • Other clothes 10%

Matt – keys & vocals

Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).

  • Keys wizardry 100%
  • Hair products 0%
  • Winning percentage against Joe 0%

Recent Blog Posts

Learn from the top thought leaders in the industry. Ha. Just kidding. It’s mostly poop jokes.

Video: Guest singer Collin on Circles

Pandemics, in general, are not as much fun as you think. They're actually quite terrible. So, while we are hunting for that new talent to lead the band, we're knocked on the door of the ORIGINAL FlashMob! vocalist, Collin, to sing a jam with us. He picked Circles,...

Video: Guest singer Olivia on Watermelon Sugar

While we were hunting for our new singer and lamenting our disdain for all things covid, we tapped a buddy from across the country to help us with a sweet summer jam. This is Olivia, and she's cooler than you are. But, that's ok. She's cooler than a lot of people....

Let's be friends

We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?