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Meet the Band | FlashMob

Hi. We're FlashMob!

We may look like professional wrestlers, but we have feelings, too.

Joe – Guitar

This is the same Joe Lover who once out-guitared Carlos Santana (not the famous one, but he of Carlos and Son’s Plumbing out of Oswego, MN).

  • Face Melting 81%
  • Rock star poses 97%
  • Pant size 13%

Alexis – vocals

Alexis once made Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Mariah all cry themselves to sleep after they realized how much better she was. 

  • Piercings 92%
  • Hair colors 79%
  • Blackjack ability 11%

Josh – bass

My morning routine is made up of a series of naked jumping jacks. I prefer Walgreens to CVS as Walgreens doesn’t do pretentious.

  • Click noises 85%
  • Bow ties 70%
  • Dr. Who 68%

Pete – Guitar

Hello, I am Pete “Pleat” Mohs and you are most definitely not. Want to know how I know you’re not Pete Mohs? Too bad.

  • Pleats 76%
  • Polos 80%
  • Other clothes 10%

Kyle – drums

Teaser: Kyle’s life involves skydiving, a Russian mail-order bride, substance abuse (Almond Joys), and cock fighting.

  • Cheese 100%
  • Other cheese 100%
  • Backup cheese 100%

Matt – keys & vocals

Matt once ran for Mayor of Shocton, Idaho on a dare. He finished a close second to incumbent Ralph Dant (deceased).

  • Keys wizardry 100%
  • Hair products 0%
  • Interest in Game of Thrones 0%

Recent Blog Posts

Learn from the top thought leaders in the industry. Ha. Just kidding. It’s mostly poop jokes.

How come yer ears look all stupid and stuff?

At upcoming shows, you might find yourself wondering why we now have strange, multicolored thingies in our ears. Well, we done growns up. We are making the leap to using in-ear monitors in an effort to make our stage volume a little quieter. It will also allow us to hear the things we need to hear a little bit better, as we are able to change what we hear on the fly via our iPhones. Fancy, huh? We promise this will make us sound at least 9% better, although, we’ll still probably play that damn Rick Springfield song from time to time, so try not to judge us too harshly. And, since many famous artists, like those below, use these devices, by the transitive property we can conclude that FlashMob! will now find instant fame and fortune. Science,...

FlashMob! featured in MSP Weddings Magazine

Well, we like to think that we’re awesome. Someone told us once, so we’re sticking with it. But, Minneapolis St. Paul Magazine thought we were awesome enough to be included in their “The New Face of Wedding Bands” article in their latest Weddings issue. Joe Lover, lead guitarist and chief lawn mower, talked about how important energy is, as well as the need for a memorable experience not only for the bride and groom, but for the wedding party and their guests. Get out there, grab the current issue, and read some words! It’s good for you, similar to carrots and reality TV.  ...

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We’re fun. You’re fun. I don’t know… it just feels like we were destined to be together. Right?

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