FlashMob! Bios: Collin | Joe | Laura | Jeff | Grant | Helen


Helen's history as co-lead vocalist with the mob is short but sweet. Literally. She's currently facing charges for overuse of Splenda and other artificial sweeteners in baked goods. Nobody appreciates that. When passing metal files and shanks to friends in the slammer, our girl favors her signature raspberry jam and lemon curd pound cake.

Other nefarious activities for which she's under suspicion include crossing state lines to participate in an unsanctioned bacon rally, immoral use of a violin bow (in Missouri, Tennessee, and North Korea), and an unhealthy obsession with Zooey Deschanel.

Known aliases: Hella Good, Hassy Pepper, and H-Bomb.